Dimensional Vortex
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There are many legends in mundanish culture that involve humans passing through a portal of some sort into another dimension. Dimensional vortexes can take myriad forms, from a toadstool ring, to a rabbit hole, to a seemingly common-place wardrobe, your dimension is riddled with dimensional vortexes. We understand that you humans might want to step through a portal and travel to a magical dimension, but we highly recommend you don’t because, the thing is, we don’t want you too.. Please don’t, human. You should really stay in your dimension, just stick to your violent and corrupt planet Earth. Because every time you decide to explore the multiverse, the result is typically tragedy and bloodshed.
However, if your murderous inclinations run so deep you are overwhelmed with the desire to travel dimensionally, you may be in luck. You can call the GTA bounty hunter recruitment line at 1-844-51-SIGIL extension 72 to speak with one of our recruitment agents.