The Satyr is a creature renowned throughout the multiverse for its ribaldry and hyperactive libido, not unlike creatures from your dimension, such as the Pete Davidson, The Tom Jones and the Liberace.

 

With the body of a man, and the legs of a horse or goat, the Satyr parties the night away at the side of the god Dionysious. Perpetually inebriated, satyrs may seem like good company, but they do not make good dinner party guests. It is wise to have a spray bottle or rolled up newspaper handy, to spray or swat the satyr if it starts acting up. Although, due to its nature, a satyr may actually find this form of punishment pleasurable.

 

If you find a satyr in your dimension, it would be best to avoid it, and under no circumstances should you attempt to milk it.  Call the Gloam Tourism Association creature retrieval hotline  at 1-844-51-SIGIL extension 79.  And one of our agents will help return this lascivious creature to its home dimension.